I thought it necessary to post a few words from The Daily Candy Lexicon.
Work Words Edition
AIM: acronym. To Actively Ignore Messages from annoying chat buddies while blaming the server for the lost connection.
Bluetoothsome: adj. Word describing someone so attractive that his/her hotness is not significantly diminished by the wearing of a bluetooth earpiece.
Conferrence Crawl: n. The incredible physics-defying manner in which time slows down during a conference call.
E-maul: v. To stalk someone via e-mail.
MEGO: acronym. My Eyes Glaze Over. The drugged-out sensation one gets when poring over spreadsheets or instruction manuals.
Promotion Sickness: n. The queasy feeling one gets when someone really stupid gets promoted.
Reply-Arrhea: n. E-mail incontinence; an inability to stop e-mailing.
Wishful Drinking: v. To drink excessively on a wintery night based on the desire for work to be canceled the next morning due to snow.